Finally I can look super fly around Bondi!
"For years I wore corduroy cargo shorts around Bondi due to their practical sporty nature. How can you go wrong with so many pockets?!? I was able to check for my wallet, puffer, smokes, and keys in the same pocket! But, alas, that did not get me any pus. That was, until these shorts came along. One gliding walk from South to North in these babies and I could just tell the leather-handbag-looking Sheilas of Bondi were gawking at me. I'm a new man, and it's all because of these shorts."